Pickles by Brian Crane for May 30, 2012

Oh, Clyde! I —a young, almost 28-year-old whipper-snapper— don’t want to imagine that!

Is he calling you fat Earl?

Some of my wrinkles have wrinkles. I guess that’s what they mean by layered.

lol, good one but not such a good thought.

Hear about the woman with so many double chins that when she wore a necklace she had to keep a bookmark?

I dress in layers as well, but prefer being able to use the fewest possible layers to wearing so many that you can’t move.

One of the disadvantages of living here in Florida is that too many people dress in a way that leaves very little to the imagination. Don’t get me started on those" beach beauties" in bikinis or speedos… I want to call my buddy Capt. Ahab and tell him I found a pod of Moby Dick look alikes. Grab the harpoons!

No layers in the summer here in Vegas…

One comedian once advised that if you’re wearing a Speedo, and you can’t see it when you look down, you need to be wearing something else. :)

Racist humor will get you flagged. And it has. (And for the record, it doesn’t even make sense. You can see just as many people of all colors who wear Daisy Dukes when they should be wearing a tent…doctor, my eyes!)

Now that’s an interesting concept Clyde! Run it past Opal and let’s hear what she thinks. I dare you!