Whack! Ralph: Twelve!!! Norman: Aren't you supposed to yell fore?? Ralph: Yeah, but now I'm covered for three bad shots!
It’s not “four”, it’s “fore”, as in “ahead”, or “Look out, you idiots in front of me!”
Mitch Hedberg sez: "I hit a guy with a golfball—it’s way more satisfying (than a hole-in-one.) I should have yelled “Fore,” but I was too busy muttering “Ain’t no WAY it’s gonna hit that guy…”
My wife learned never to walk near a golf course. They only warn fellow club members. Got so mad, she kept the ball and limped back home.
I yell, Fore-tee!!!!. From the first tee that should just about cover the front nine for me.
June 19, 2015
Proginoskes almost 12 years ago
It’s not “four”, it’s “fore”, as in “ahead”, or “Look out, you idiots in front of me!”
NDeeZ almost 12 years ago
Mitch Hedberg sez: "I hit a guy with a golfball—it’s way more satisfying (than a hole-in-one.) I should have yelled “Fore,” but I was too busy muttering “Ain’t no WAY it’s gonna hit that guy…”
hippogriff almost 12 years ago
My wife learned never to walk near a golf course. They only warn fellow club members. Got so mad, she kept the ball and limped back home.
Fritzmayaz almost 12 years ago
I yell, Fore-tee!!!!. From the first tee that should just about cover the front nine for me.