Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for May 17, 2012

All oooooooover………. her little body.

I don’t even remember when I last had a date.

I’m not in a big hurry to begin dating again. (Ladies all breathe a collective sigh of relief.)

Still stickin’ with good ol’ date pinwheels…

Dating’s a lot of fun when you just don’t care! No pressure. And really, results are better that way too.

18 months? Amateur…

and the next 3 years were so PEACEFUL

Try contact lenses and brighter clothes.

Dating, it’s obviously what people do instead of commenting on cartoon blogs. Me? I don’t date, my girlfriend won’t let me. Girlfriend, another strange term for blog commenters.

After a while you realize you don’t need someone else to be happy, and then you realize all those things you have to suffer through and you become even happier.

I hear Ashton is available. Maybe he’ll make a guest appearance.

Plus a lack of wearing makeup.

@RoadTrip….Amen!

Do you think Jan Elliot would use Ashton in this comic strip? My daughter told me Two and a Half Men is not great. I never watched the show anyway.My hubby and I occaionsally go out on dates after 31 years of marriage.For those who may know of Donna Summers 63 she passed away from cancer.

Going on 7 years now.

At first I put it off because I was focused on college, but now it’s because the economy has forced me into a job that pays so little I can barely keep gas in the car, let alone take someone out.

Be liberated. Women today don’t need to date to be happy. Or do they?

Notwithstanding all the comments, I’ll bet this story arc contains a date for Rena.

I’ve just crossed the decade mark myself …

Fig pinwheels would be good, too…