Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 19, 2012
May 18, 2012
May 20, 2012
Transcript:
Phoebe: I know if I were a unicorn, I'd take FULL advantage of it. No "shield of boringness." I'd make EVERYONE bask in my awesomeness. Also I'd use my horn to roast marshmallows and make shish kebabs and POKE people. Marigold: There may be a reason you are not a unicorn. Phoebe: I poke people NOW, but it's less fun.
The Nihilist almost 12 years ago
I think I would use something besides my horn to roast marshmallows and make shish-kebab.
It would get a little too warm for my likings and I’d get a headache and be all cross…
Simon_Jester almost 12 years ago
Don’t EVER let this kid see, “The Cabin In The Woods”
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
my sister didn’t poke me when we were kids. she kicked me in the shins. from the mid 60s to the early 70s my shins always had bruises…
Nebulous Premium Member almost 12 years ago
But the SHIELD of BORINGNESS is essential to Marigold’s sanity. How can one properly bask in one’s own greatness when everybody else is getting in the way.
Hobbes Premium Member almost 12 years ago
A comic strip with an animal that can talk? That just seems totally ridiculous.Dana: Just kidding. I wish you success with your new strip.— Hobbes
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
That would be fun if you were a unicorn Phoebe which you are not.
libbydog almost 12 years ago
My son loves to poke people and say “Poke, poke” – we are trying to teach him not to poke. I’m glad he’s not a unicorn! Are there male unicorns?
sjsczurek almost 12 years ago
Remember Pokey? Gumby’s horse pal?
Dakota da'kid about 9 years ago
@Dana Simpson
Don’t ever let Phoebe grow up lol, I love her personality.
Decepticomic almost 3 years ago
Depends on what you poke them with.