Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 13, 2012

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    Superfrog  almost 12 years ago

    Hope you didn’t forget your library card.

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    VeronicaKleckner  almost 12 years ago

    Awesome. Public Libraries are underused and under-appreciated.

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    dkendraf  almost 12 years ago

    YES!!! I use the libraries all the time, despite the ‘net. Many times I want in-depth information, not the sound-bites (bytes?) that pass for information. At the same time, I can’t always afford to buy the book – so it’s “I go, I go, to the library I go!” So YES YES AND YES!!!

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    I’d like to say something funny, but some subjects are too serious….God bless you Mr. Miller….

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Human beings have been as intelligent as us all, for 100 thousand years. But we are a lot smarter now due to the collective knowledge of all there is and all that was………libraries.

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    cleokaya  almost 12 years ago

    If you are lucky it is a Carnegie Library.

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    slug_queen  almost 12 years ago

    My library system is fantastic. My favorite thing right now is that I can order books- even inter-library loan- online. They show up at my local branch and I can go pick them up. I can browse the computerized ‘stacks’ for hours and no one bothers me. And I can do it at 3 am if I want. I’m disabled and being able to do so much ‘at’ the library is fantastic!

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    443123  almost 12 years ago

    The most wonderouse place in the world, Part of an education system that we can’t find the dollars for

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    walruscarver2000  almost 12 years ago

    Never fear! Fox News is always there.(Yes, Burford, that’s sarcasm.)

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    SnowCritter  almost 12 years ago

    Our city built a new library several years ago. The wailing and gnashing of teeth that went on prior to its construction was unbelievable! However, it got built – plenty of off-street parking (that wasn’t available at the old location), rubber flooring (I swear, you could drop an engine block on the floor from 10 feet and you wouldn’t hear it 20 feet away), reading “nooks”, meeting rooms, heck, I could go on for quite a while – the place is truly modern. And it’s always busy. I love the place!

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    halavana  almost 12 years ago

    Willey, my Mom the librarian thanks you. Happy Mothers Day!

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    CHAZ.SHIELDS  almost 12 years ago

    Did both, got neither!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    And when is the last time you “rolled up” your car window? Some phrases will never die.

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    hcr1985  almost 12 years ago

    I use my library all the time!! I usually read books during down time at work ( I work in a call center), and once I read them, I am usually done with them. With the library, I can just read and return them!!

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    wmeahan  almost 12 years ago

    Too bad it was shut down by budget cuts to maintain the politicians’ salaries.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    On my planet, libraries are always open. There is always fresh tea, and if you’re lucky, scones! There are librarians, of course, but the whole shebang runs on the honor system. Can’t get to the library? Give them a call and they’ll deliver. We have our equivalent of the internet, of course, but it is operated by the Global Library System, and is merely an extension of the physical libraries. It is used primarily for civil discourse, additional research, and entertainment. Other than inherently evil subjects, such as child pornography, only a few things are forbidden on our “internet”; advertisements in general, pop-up ads in particular, spam in any form, and search results that apply to anything other that what you specifically request. Although technology has solved most of these problems, there are those who will try. Punishment is simple, banishment from the system for a period of time. This is enforced by your personal MAC address (the one embedded in your neck). So, you may ask, if it is so blissfully wonderful there, why not go back? I have been assigned to help ease this planet into a comparable state of enlightenment. The medium I use most often is comic strip comment sections, as these seem to be peopled by thinking, intelligent, sensitive creatures who are open to new ideas and methods of thought. My work here is far from done.

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    tripwire45  almost 12 years ago

    Libraries are awesome. Too bad so many people have forgotten how to find adventure in reading.

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    DeepLogic  almost 12 years ago

    “Speak to me oh repository of infinite knowledge!” Libraries rule.

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    Vonne Anton  almost 12 years ago

    I’d’ve never thunk that the power of knowledge would be filed by the dewey decimal system. Hope all knowledge is like that…I’ll ask my boss.

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    demorodney  almost 12 years ago

    Once upon a time, I worked with a group of minimum security prisoners out on a work release program. When they explained to me what their crimes were, I was amazed at how hard they worked at being criminals. I asked why they didn’t just get jobs instead of spending weeks, if not months, planning elaborate criminal schemes, often involving considerable effort. Seems similar.

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    meandkage  almost 12 years ago

    Do kids today even know what a library is?

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    celeconecca  almost 12 years ago

    yeah! I had my library card the minute I could print my name, and I took my sister to the library 10 years later when she learned to write her name. Libraries are like home to me!

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    markjoseph125  almost 12 years ago

    Cartoon of the year.

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    elvin272727  almost 12 years ago

    Somehow it follows that Non Sequitur fans would also be library fans. Me, too!

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    zoidknight  almost 12 years ago

    Depends on where you are. Alot of the public libraries have not gotten a single new book in 20 years.

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    LingeeWhiz  almost 12 years ago

    We don’t want any new ideas!!!! Harumphf.

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    Linguist  almost 12 years ago

    I heartily second that! Some of the biggest influences in my life have been librarians. They are an underpaid and under valued group of people. God bless ’em

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    brasstoo Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    If you live in Calif. moonbeam brown wants to close em all.

    Great strip tho i love it

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    cleokaya  almost 12 years ago

    Every Tuesday the bookmobile parks next to our neighborhood fire haul. I visit each week and fill my basket with books, mags and sometimes CDs or DVDs. I also visit with the two librarians and my neighbors. A nice way to keep informed and to acquaint yourself with the people in your community.

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    tbendersg1  almost 12 years ago

    I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!!……………..

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    Spyderred  almost 12 years ago

    Three cheers for libraries and the wonderful people who staff them.

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    Defective Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    My local library is almost always closed. They have horrible hours, and when they are open, it’s only open for short periods of time. Then I found out I can go to another town, another county even, and use theirs. Last state I lived in, they sorta didn’t like that. Here, I got a library card pretty quickly (put in a request for one online!!), and it’s the best library for miles and miles. The only downside is, it’s miles and miles away. On the plus side, I can borrow virtual books!

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    Can't Sleep  almost 12 years ago

    Is that a real quote of Zappa?I always thought he was smarter than most people gave him credit.

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    Can't Sleep  almost 12 years ago

    Great strip, Wiley! Thanks.

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    Sosaidh  almost 12 years ago

    Wow. Mine’s only 2 blocks away and I still don’t go that often. At least, not since I found Hulu and Netflix. We’re lucky, ours is kind of privately owned, due to a grant from a founding father type family. 4 County loaning, and new books all the time, even a librarians corner in the local paper. Still does lots of business. Whenever I go by on my way to the bus it’s full of cars.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    now , if you zoom in closely on the door of the library. you’ll see a sign saying:CLOSED- in order to continue to give tax cuts for the rich*, we can’t afford to waste public money on frills like this.have a nice day..*oops, sorry- I mean JOB CREATORS

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    Henderhouse  almost 12 years ago

    Thanks, Wiley. And sending the love back at ‘ya…as a children’s librarian, I’m regular putting the Extraordinary Basil in the hands of kids.

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    marbleyard  almost 12 years ago

    Marvelous! Thanks. If we put more money into libraries, we would need fewer prisons.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    it is the source of knowledge and power, until the book burners, censors, and historical revisionists arrive to gut all the knowledge that does not conform to their world view. They believe, as do all fanantics, that their way is the only way and everything that says different is blasphemy. All who want to keep the library as a place for everyone to aquire kew knowledge have to get up off the couch, stop watching TV, and fight for the right of everyone to read all points of view

    Wiley, keep up the fight, your POV is always interesting and offers insite into the fanantic.
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    POPPA1956  almost 12 years ago

    I know a shorter route to the Library. It’s also very nice that our county libraries work together, so if I want a book that isn’t available at the closest branch, I can check it out at another, or have it transferred in.

    They also have downloadable e-books and audio books. Huzzah

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    Dtroutma  almost 12 years ago

    My spousal unit, the librarian, thanks you on this Mother’s Day Wiley. Yes, modern libraries DO offer “modern services”, well, as much as they can afford them when “tight fisted” tax (non)payers complain about the cost of educating their kids, or the community to the “real world”.

    Which, Carnegie libraries have, sadly, mostly grown old and fallen down. While he did do some good, folks should remember his giving was his guilt over the people who’d died in his mines and mills.

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    Catherine Spencer-Mills Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Living in the big city, with many local branches of our library is no excuse. Vote for the library levy!!

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    roctor  almost 12 years ago

    A certain element has distanced themselves from this strip. Their Achilles heel.

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    kpduty  almost 12 years ago

    I still remember the smell of the first library that my Mother took me to more than 50 years ago – the smell of adventure and old books. Those who love libraries will NEVER be bored. Thanks, Wiley!

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    bevgreyjones  almost 12 years ago

    Thank you, Mechanic, for voicing one of main problems in library land; lack of decent funding by short-sighted citizens.

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    Nelly55  almost 12 years ago

    outstanding Wiley, you hit the nail on the head.

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    afeeney  almost 12 years ago

    I became a librarian back in the late 1980s because I believe in what they are and represent. Back then, the Internet was just gopher and FTP and email. Then, the problem with getting people the information they wanted was a matter of access to information. Most of the information was already presifted for quality because there were publishers acting as intermediaries and libraries were the next filter.

    Now, at least in the developed world, the library/librarian’s job is to help people analyze and understand information, to deal with the flip side of limited access. When people say “We don’t need librarians, we’ve got the Internet,” it just tells us that our job as information stewards and educators is far from done.

    Thanks, Wiley!

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Brown isn’t a closet conservative, he’s just willing to risk political popularity by making cuts that his base (including me) won’t like. Very few politicians on either side are ever willing to do that.

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    Ernest Lemmingway  almost 12 years ago

    BOOKS! Bringing the power of knowlege to common folk for thousands of years.

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    dabugger  almost 12 years ago

    If the republicans don’t close them. The tea party un-Americans don’t read…..

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    ReaderLady  almost 12 years ago

    I ♥ My Library!Especially since I can download library books on my Kindle! :-)

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    brewwitch  almost 12 years ago

    I think the point is missed by some: the path is education, curiosity and discovery. Once someone claims to ‘know it all’, they are worth ignoring.

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    What a great resource libraries are. Besides books, you can find wonderful movies, new and old, on DVD, not to mention many of the really good BBC and PBS series, all for free. But don’t forget to donate one occasionally, too.

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    I'll fly away  almost 12 years ago

    Our library system is AWESOME! One exception- stupid budgets always cut library hours. Our county system is used very heavily. The local paper even writes up good stories about the heavy usage, especially when cuts are being talked about. Thankfully we’ve had some wonderful benefactors in our area to support our system. We appreciate our librarians!

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    roctor, I was thinking the same thing..

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    rgcviper  almost 12 years ago

    Wonderful. Thank you, Wiley.

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Wow! You guys are great! Hey, Wiley, how is it that you attract so many intelligent AND funny people? Oh, right, you’re brilliant and funny. And I suppose being one of the finest artists on the planet doesn’t hurt too much…

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Two favorite books, Blue Beard, by Kurt, The Snow Fly, Joseph Heywood.

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    hippogriff  almost 12 years ago

    My greatest day was at age 8 when I found out I did not have to stay in the children’s department, but could use the whole library. And the universe opened up!

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    Pygar  almost 12 years ago

    I know some people wish conservatives didn’t read… How do you think they know what the Constitution was intended to do? The Federalist Papers should be required reading n school…

    My local library system is pretty terrific. I can order books online, they put them in a sort of box at the local bank. You open up your slot with your card number, get the book out, and drop it off at the same place. My only gripe is they won’t inter-library loan books to the box- you have to go to the main branch for that. I think they have an antiquated “physical signature” rule that gets in the way…

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    Grumpy-DC  almost 12 years ago

    “There is no royal road to knowledge”

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    hippogriff  almost 12 years ago

    Pygar: I think Madison’s Notes on the Constitutional Convention should be on that list too. I was shocked back during the bicentennial of that document that no publisher had it in print. I had to use Interlibrary Loan to get to read it myself.

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    Frank Snapp  almost 12 years ago

    Brillant! Not much else to say.

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    josdin00  almost 12 years ago

    ….so, which way to the college library?

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    njtorn  almost 12 years ago

    Thank you! It’s nice to see that libraries are still known as a an “access to the power of knowledge”! From your friendly neighborhood librarian :-)

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    mrsh1119  almost 12 years ago

    Be careful when you say that as my library was firebombed in 1989 because someone felt children were learning too much because of public libraries. We have come back even bigger and better.

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    treered  almost 12 years ago

    Twilight Zone has nothing on Wiley! :)

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    garryej  almost 12 years ago

    Re: accessing the Internet. EXACTLY! (for FREE) .The library is doing its job supplying you with access to information. You can also get audiobooks, DVDs, books for the blind, etc. As a high school librarian I substituted my reference budget for subscription on-line databases. Once again – information!

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    Joseph Krois  almost 12 years ago

    And what we seek…So near to touch…And for the meek…It means so much…

    That daily chores subside…As we move towards truth…For no ignorance to hide…Our new wisdom tooth….

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    stevejohn  almost 12 years ago

    Book is your best friend so always go to library and make your friends more.

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    kaystari Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Its Mother’s Day! Why didn’t this end with they guy winding up at his mom’s house? FAIL!

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    jesuisunebiblio  almost 12 years ago

    Good thing I spend all my time at the library! SO smart! at least according to Mr. Zappa!

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    jesuisunebiblio  almost 12 years ago

    they are browsing the ebooks online…or is that just optimism? But don’t worry about THEM…just keep on reading yourself! :)

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