Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 07, 2012

Nine hundred and eighty…laps around the block.

Don’t hit him in the Bullseye.

They say that it’s not whether you win or lose, but how you play the game. But with Andy, it is.

Darts is like curling. It doesn’t make any sense while sober.

Andy is so envious. He has the letters evi in that word, now he’s going to raise “L”.

I have never understood the rules and scoring in darts.

Temper Temper!

I remember one time when Flo beat him at Darts and he didn’t speak to her for days.

LOL xxx

Andy Capp 1964

This one is HILARIOUS!

How do you score 180 points with one dart?

It would be one dart, it would be the third on the inner ring. First dart 60, second dart 120, and third becomes 180. Although you have to double on and double off (outer ring), continually hitting triple 20s wouldn’t do.

1 bullseye is 50, but trip bulleyes is a instant win. Al least thats how we played in the pubs in East Anglia.

If they’re playing “301” he bust second time up! C’mon Andy, you can do it!

since they seem to be counting down, I’d say the guy has yet to hit the board!

which would also explain how such a ‘champ’ managed to drop a dart.