The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 29, 2012

I’ve heard that…

There aint enough absinthe to make that cuter!!

But is his heart really in it or is it just another flat line?

Wonder if she’ll bypass this open heart?

Aorta not drink so much, he’ll be throbbing in the morning!

I missed the pulse of this cartoon.

They could make beautiful music together. The beat goes on. Wild hearts can’t be broken. That’s all I’ve got; it’s 4 AM and I’m out. Nap time.

Cheney fantasizes he is talking to Putin and he is still the leader.

Had my first absinthe in Gruyere, Switzerland in a bar designed by HR Giger. I have no way of knowing whether or not I hallucinated, as I went from there directly to the HR Giger museum.

Pretty soon he’ll be admitting his love for her – the absinthe-minded professor.

Have a heart, lady.

a) Why isn’t it green?-b) A little known side effect of absinthe is that it gives you terrible gas. And not only that — when you pass the gas, it sounds exactly like a Japanese car!-That’s right — Absinthe makes the f a r t go Honda!

Oh yeah, a 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2.

It’s not the liquor. 45 minutes ago, he learned her daddy owns the bar.

If this is San Francisco, he doesn’t stand a chance. She’ll leave him in a heartbeat.

She doesn’t look like the little green fairy….

Beer goggles to the tenth power?

She’s enough to give anyone a heart attack!

Always watch for the babes that can grab the bar stool with their cheeks.

nice one liners guys! LOL!! :-D

What’ll he get her for Valentine’s Day? A spleen?

Now that’s a well pickled organ..

Eat your heart out.

He really pumps himself up!

It makes the heart grow fonder, and the liver more cirrhotic.