Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 23, 2012

Zonker always keeps his promises.

I done two tours of duty in VietnamAnd I came home with a brand new planI take the seed from Colombia and MexicoI plant it up the holler down Copperhead Road

It’s “Audry III”!

A Harris is a Harris is a Harris.

A talking pot plant stalk’s no crazier than Pat Robertson’s comment last week!

Boy, that OG Jack Harris strain sure does produce powerful hallucinations.

Wouldn’t he breaking the law by introducing his own variety into Cali?

Do winemakers break the law when they introduce new varieties to CA? not.

We have a so-called “liberal” democrat governor here in Merry-land who would veto a bill for medicinal marijuana! What an a$$hole! Thank God for the majority override.

It’s a Gift!

Listen and you will hear…

“SEEEeeed me, Zonker…” The secret to the bud is a little bit of blood.

♫ Little pot… Little pot of horrors… ♫

In some ways Robertson is progressive, in other ways he would make a good Saints coach.

Hey leftwing, got any advice for Tebow?

What do you say, New Jersey?

….. don’t trust too tall talkin’ plants….. triffieds! they be triffieds!

We learned that Prohibition not only doesn’t work, it makes criminals rich. Grass should be taxed and regulated like alcohol is. I also think nearly every drug should be. Then spend half of the billions we spend now on enforcement to create treatment centers for those stupid enough to use hard drugs. We would spend less that we do now on trying to stop them. We spend many many billions when you consider enforcement, judicial, and punishment costs.