Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 05, 2012

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

Look at role-model Goat, calm when ridiculed…

It must hurt having to bend one’s nose in half to fit inside a helmet.

Silly rat. Perhaps a lead lined coffin would work.

Congratulations on the nomination, Stephan

Aaaack! The Dark Ages are upon us again!

Prepare for another uprising of the Bubonic Plague!

(BTW: Don’t kill my avatar in order to prevent it.)

So Rat is a knight in shunning armor?

Rat in a can. Sold in your local supermarket and/or mart. . ..

Typical Rat. Don’t think, just assume. Then learn the truth ain’t what is assumed.

Rude perhaps, but for once at least not violent. Yet.

No man shall pass.

Just as long as no-one waves anything in your general direction.

Hey Rat, the correct word for the accusative case of you is thee.

The fake word ye was a mistake where illiterate idiots mistook the curved and crossed dh letter for a y.

I looooooove pearls

Won’t last….Rat can’t drink beer in that thing.

Headphones playing early Led Zeppelin would work better in blocking out the rest of the Universe.

Dunk him like a doughnut, Goat!

Viva l’armor!

Armor al rat! Didn’t even see ’im move . . . ☻

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

If Snuffles gets the holy hand grenade, it’s all over.

Get him back next time, Goat!

That’ll show him.

LOL xxx

The Middle Ages were pretty rude in general….legaleagle, are you sure you didn’t write the graffiti/grammar scene in the life of Brian?…..

Why do you think Sir Lancelot’s best friend was Sir Bors.

If anyone is wondering about what the Bubonic Plague, it was a disease carried by fleas living on certain rats…

That looks like very expensive 15th century tempered plate armor. To make a custom, rodent-sized suit must have been enormously costly.

Suits of armor weigh around 60 pounds.

I hope Rat has a can opener to get out of that suit.

Quick, Goat, go get a soldering iron. With luck, we’ll never have to see that smarmy face again!

wi’ a ringin’ in me ears

“Rather rude?” What an understatement. :P

Hamster!