Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 12, 2012

Danae, you are getting predictable again.

She’s practicing on becoming a mother in law.

What goes up, must come down, Spinnin’ wheels got to go ’round…

Yes! Outrage at you, outrage at humanity… I have a whole bunch of outrage piling up, and it’s not pretty!

Liberally paraphrased from Dr. Blowhole

Sounds like he and I went to the same Dad school. Do not let them bug you and keep throwing them pieces of useless life information.

This could take some time…

I didn’t realize Danae was my sister!

This could also be the description of every marriage. With either party taking either part.

Some days you just wish that you’d read the sport section first.

When you make it an everyday thing…

Sounds like my daughter, but she’s 23.

She will grow up to be a tidal bore.

Still?

I wouldn’t have been surprised by that at all Danae.

Danae has been outrageous… now she is outraged! Seems like she has come full circle

He’s just waiting for her outrage to run out of rage.

There’s so much outrage in that newspaper he is reading, he’s become numb to outrage. So, does our environment influence us? Is that why Danae is outraged? Because “out” rage is the latest rage?

If she really wants to scare the bejesus outta him, she should act like her sister…oh, wait, that plots already been done. Sigh! Danae is still my fave. ;)

She seems to be in a rut.

Ahhh, parenthood.

Been there,done that, wore out the T-shirt!

perpetual outrage….

Rage against the machine . . .

How can he take your outrage seriously, Danae? You’re outraged as often as politicians, religious leaders and activists, and other such demagogues. After a while it all starts to sound like the same thing: “Whine, whine, whiiiiiine, whine whiiiiine.”

That’s the biggest problem for a drama queen: how do you top the untoppable?

Danae is just practicing be coming a teenager. Oh boy do I feel sorry for her Dad!

On an unrelated note, what ever became of Victoria? I swear I read this strip every day but I’ve missed something somewhere.

@Doc, there are still a few of us, and some of us are still getting older. But we do not have to grow UP>

Fox News vs. The Daily Show in four panels.

Mr. Miller, thanks for that tree yesterday. I would think trees would be hard to draw….Yours, with the blue sky peeking through the leaves, is wonderful….

Linda, Oh, I like that! A fake news face off….Man, I’d pay money to see that. Megan Kelly, and Juan Williams vs. John Stewart and Steven Colbert…….I’ll make the snacks, but I’m pretty sure who would win that match…