The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 17, 2012

Check under his mattress tomorrow, Ma.

He may have another eight lives, but he’s going blind.

He’s lion to her.

I’ve always call it National Pornographic because of all the pictures of natives.

Looks like he’s been doing this for a while; he’s already wearing glasses.

Just remember… those kittens were someone’s pride and joy.

Hairy palms, eh? So that’s what caused it – I wondered how I got them.

And yet, I don’t have coke bottle glasses.

He just reads it for the articles.

Too late, the cats out the bag now!!

That’s so unrealistic. No way he could be standing up FACING his mom right now.

The mane thing is that he came within a whisker of being caught. What would that have done to his pride?

Good thing for him that those claws are retractable.

sense when do cats read?

Golly…

Well you heard about lovethat’ll make you go blind….My momma caught metryin’ta make it shine….!

Oh yeah! Gonna get me some catnip … the latest issue of Nat Geo … and just go freakin’ wild!!!

Wait, why is the magazine title written big on either the back cover or an inside page?

Typical boy!