Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for February 05, 2012

Transcript:

ooola: after all the years i've been alley oops girlfriend, if he can't tell the difference between me and someone else... lola: ? ooola: ...even if she looks exactly like me... ooola: ....then he needs to be taught a lesson! umpa: goody! let's make plans! lola: how do we go about teaching alley a lesson? ooola: not just alley, but everyone! we can't divulge our identity to anyone! ooola: if anyone wants to talk to us, we must insist that they figure out our identity on their own! lola: isn't that cruel? umpa: that's what makes it fun! lola: i don't see why people have trouble telling us apart! after all, my dress is blue, and yours is red! ooola: alley's color blind! umpa: so is guz! lola: and look! the strap on my dress is on my right shoulder! yours is on your left! ooola: of course, we notice that! umpa: the problem is, lola, that you're assuming that men pay any attention!