Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 16, 2012

My horoskop mostly is right, frightening right, as if someone has written it for me!

I get to have my way – I would take this!

And everything you read on the Internet is true, too. I’m getting money from that Nigerian Prince any day now.

Calvin’s philosophy will change when his horoscope doesn’t go his way.

I assume that he didn’t notice it was spelt “horrorscope” where he was concerned.

Don’t be so sure of that, Calvin.

This isn’t going to end well…

“The newspaper couldn’t print it if it weren’t true.” Now the TV on the other hand….

A healthy dose of Calvin sarcasm, just when I needed it!

Ahh say, Don’t Believe everything you read and only half of what you see ;-)

I love Calvin’s line in the last panel. I bask by the golden glow of his irony.

Dream on Calvin, dream on.

Oh. Poor innocent Calvin… so its the planets who play all the mischief, throw snow balls at Susie and give his parents a tough time! .. n we kept blaming Calvin all this while..

What star was Calvin born under??

Hey I am about to meet a rich guy.. You think he will be upset if I am hetero male as well.

Oh well maybe I should believe that nice young man that swears that I can win a trip of my dreams if I send in a check for fifty bucks..

I would but I am not sure if I can fit fifty bucks into an envelope with a check..Those deer are just so darn big…And that envelope is so darn small..

:P

Sounds like the early ramblings of a cult leader . . . Boogey . . Boogey . . Boogey!

You might want to re-check your facts on the TARP repayment. Chrysler didn’t pay off it’s loan. In fact it plans to not pay off $1.3 billion of the bailout money. GM still hasn’t paid off it’s TARP bailout funds. It might take a few more years to see if they will. By the way, Ford didn’t accept TARP funds. So, technically, it would only be the ‘big two’.

lol

I read a horoscope and five minutes later its deleted from my memory. Go figure

get your facts correct, TARB was not used for GM, it was the financial bailout from Bush (actually Paulson gave the money away without rules), which, most of the money was returned due to Elisabeth Warren work with the current admin.GM received money from Bush first then from the current administration both were aware that it had to step in. While the money has not been completely paid back, which is unrealistic it is paying it back as it would an investor, over time.

I was born under the Auld Lang Syne. …Happy New Year every day, everybody, for old time’s sake, or for times gone by!

What is Calvin’s star sign anyway?

Well said, Hobbes.

LOL xxx

Bravo, Margueritem!

Pretty much everything printed is a lie or a scam.

Remember that and you’ll never get taken by anybody!

The only good advice I ever received from my brother was, “Don’t believe anything you hear and only half of what you see”. That was long before the internet was even dreamed of.

My newspaper decides to mess with the horoscopes, and puts movie quotes or Futurama quotes as predictions.

If it was not true newspapers would not print it,Calvin be careful with this.As to believing in planet and star position the only time to study this is with friends while drinking beer.

like “Dewey Wins!”

Newspapers always print stuff that isn’t true, otherwise we wouldn’t read them….

They used to say in the USSR, “What’s printed in The Truth isn’t news, and what’s printed in The News isn’t truth!” (Sorry for not daring to get the Russian names mixed up.)Some things in this modern world seem to transcend economic system or political orientation.

Horoscopes are from the devil, Calvin.

Wow! What a vocabulary that youngster has!

So bright your mother named you sun (son)?

“Born under the Sign of…” The Scopers got it backwards. It is supposed to be CONCEIVED under the Sign of …. Mothers can not choose the Sign of their children by being induced early. Just Saying…

Oh Calvin, if you want the real truth, go to your tv.

Oh, wrong on so many levels, beyond the stratosphere!

Ahhhhh, the innocence of youth!!

Frankly, Calvin, I’d be more worried about your Mom’s predictions than those so-called zodiacal ones!

Hahahaha Calvin’s line in panel 4!