Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 23, 2012

What a wonder!

Dr. Mel will need to hire pizza precogs to avoid introducing a cascading causality paradox into the timeline.

Ricard is so slow. (How slow is he?) I posted this way back when the crazy dude was president!

Pay? I thought you just brought this pizza because you liked me.

“Ha ha ha! You want it ‘when?’”

Inspector Space-time will not be pleased…

Introducing a new time travel anomaly..The Pepperoni Effect: When you try to deliver a pizza before it’s baked, it ends up cold.

Now Dirk Raider has a captive.

Don’t forget to call us when we leave!

Does this mean Dr Mel has a Time Lord tied up somewhere?

Teleporters are immoral: they break the person down to the molecular level (effectively killing them) and reconstituting them with the use of alternative matter that is stored at the receiving end. If this material is kept at room temperature, then the pizza will be cold. That is immoral.

The Tardis is suppose to be blue, not red.

Wow, Winky got teleported without losing a spleen!

Actually, if you look on a Doctor Who DVD box, you’ll find a notice that “TARDIS is a registered trademark of the BBC.” To be completely legit, Tim oughta put the little “®” mark after the word..The odd coloration might indicate that Tim doesn’t color the dailies himself, but that they’re colored by gocomics, whose colorist seems to be Oldbot. See Dick Tracy.

Next up will be elevators who see the future and are depressed.

I can see it now:Dr Mel’s Dynamos Pizza . . . . ☻

@jcrass you beat me to it! Maybe Dr Mel is trying to hide the fact that he stole it. Remember TARDIS Express when it absolutely has to be there before you sent it.

Minority pizza…

Oi! How’d you get in there? That has a Triple seal Timonic Lock and I have the only……. WAIT. A. MINUTE!

Winky: “Sorry I can’t take yer coupon… it expired in 2077….”

The Tardis was red at one time.

From what I’ve read on previous (other) strips featuring a “TARDIS”, the artist has no control over the coloring. It’s apparently someone at GoComics (who’s never seen Doctor Who).

Now there not just eddies in the space time continuum but winkies too!

A functioning TARDIS is supposed to blend in with the surroundings so as not to be noticed. Dr. Who’s got stuck as a Police Box.

Who?

Delivered within plus-or-minus 30 minutes or it’s free.

Our individual lives are like whirlpools on a bend in a river…..We are individuals, and have our own ways, but we are in fact the river itself. Each of us is a part of everything that has ever been. There is no line of separation.

Did you bring my side of spleen?

Copyright, jcrass, copyright.

Hey, I read this yesterday!

Well, the Doctor’s TARDIS is a blue police box due to a failed chameleon circuit (and a low BBC budget), but a TARDIS from another Time Lord could technically be anything. If I recall, the Master once had one that was disguised as a statue.

Yeah, sorry – there is no way Dr. Mel would have been able to obtain the Doctor’s TARDIS. No need for a blue box in today’s strip. Come to think of it, do you think Dr. Mel and the Master ever hang out?