Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 06, 2012

Careful how you answer, Bud – or you’ll be hisstory….

Yes it does. Now if she was a black widow spider, he would need to be very careful.

Yes, but you’ll soon be rid of the problem…

She’s got a lot of other junk in her trunk.

“Awww, sweetie, it’s a hell of a lot better than those discs their wearing on Venus.”

Did she have to eat the whole thing? Oh, wait….I guess she did. Can’t leave half to take home in a doggie bag! Poor snakes. They have it rough.

While it was going down it briefly made her bust look bigger

There is no winning answer to this question. Slither away or change the subject.

“You always look fantassstic to me”

Careful how you answer. She might throw a “hissssy” fit!

“Well, it sure didn’t look big before.”

hisstreical

Don’t even answer that at all. It’s a trap.

I always tell my wife that clothes can’t make you look fat. So far she hasn’t caught on.

lol, snake butts?