Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 07, 2012

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    Alohacat  about 12 years ago

    Society has always relied on something else. It would seem if one were to study society that a percentage use GOD and the Devil as Scapegoats for our collective behavior. aloha!

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    theLazyCartoonist  about 12 years ago

    Well, the birds drive that Segway a lot better than the former owner of Segway!

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    mark-r  about 12 years ago

    I want a segway but don’t have $5,000 for one.

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    Zebrails  about 12 years ago

    I thought that a segway was a transition between or end of a sentence/commercial…

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    Nebulous Premium Member about 12 years ago

    And to move smoothly to another topic…I wonder what the coyotes are driving this season?

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    orinoco womble  about 12 years ago

    Wasn’t it the inventor of the Segway that rode one off a cliff to his death?

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    zero  about 12 years ago

    The Meep Meep Generation is upon us.

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Those roadrunners are like politicians asking for money like they’re poor but yet able to have expensive stuff like a segway.

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    Sisyphos  about 12 years ago

    Oh, the times! Oh, the customs! What has this world come to, when roadrunners ride Segways and panhandle?!Stop the world! I want to get off!

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    V-Beast  about 12 years ago

    Is that the group “Wheelie Dan”?

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    cdward  about 12 years ago

    Certain sectors of the population have always been soft – it’s just that they used slaves or cheap servants to do their work for them, and now they use machines. Maybe now, just more people are soft.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Yet another segue….How much does a Seg weigh?

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    What Shenanigans  about 12 years ago

    It’s hard for me to understand what these roadrunners are saying, since they don’t hold up signs or speak in “Meeps.”

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    Sirzanne  about 12 years ago

    I think so… but hiding behind a guise called SEGWAY ARMY!

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    iFerrarifan  about 12 years ago

    This is so true, almost to true to be funny, almost.

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    McGehee  about 12 years ago

    If you’re running down the roadAnd the Road Runner goes beep-beepYou better step aside orYou might end up in a heapRoad Runner Road RunnerRuns down the road all dayEven the coyote can’t make himChange his ways

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Oh deer, two roadrunners looking for a buck, wonder if they would settle for a little doe . . . . ☻

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    hariseldon59  about 12 years ago

    We don’t know for sure what he has in that mug!

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    smc0047  about 12 years ago

    If you’re finding religious commentary in your daily comics – which, personally, I read for humor – maybe you need to go elsewhere for your daily dose.

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    bmonk  about 12 years ago

    Of course, many generations have been called “soft.” Adolph Hitler thought Great Britain was soft in the ’30s, as Japan did the Americans. Later the Communists thought the West was soft. Now the militant Islamists think the West is soft and corrupt.

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    I suspect that you could go back to the days of Socrates and find that they were getting soft. In some cases it was true, and someone did collapse when attacked. However, it is more common that the trials of life inspire us to find the strength within.

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    mark-r  about 12 years ago

    @arch rotfl good one!

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    Popeyesforearm  about 12 years ago

    I remember when a segway was just a bridge between two cool tunes. (I know it’s spelled different, gimme a break)

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    Debra Shore Premium Member about 12 years ago

    This is one time I must agree with Rat.

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    Spirit749  about 3 years ago

    How are they tired?

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