Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 11, 2012

Is that a Mustang you’re driving?

Possibly a Pinto.

Rule one,only one horse per space.

With all of Rodney’s parking violations, he has to see the “mare” of ID. (pun intended)

Love the annoyed expression of the parked horse on the right.

That was an accident waiting to happen. Not the horses. Rodney. Rodney! Stop horsing around!

I think the horse on the left is parked illegally. (Facing the wrong way.) And quit that horse play.

Thanks for my first laugh of the day!

For Rodney? Most likely a Pony.

Where’s the fourth meter?

The line would be funnier as ‘I never could master parallel parking.’ …just sayin’

Rodney was never a stable person.@AshburnStadium – you missed the Ford Colt

Looks like Rodney’s horse backed into another. Maybe it’s time for Id to institute diagonal parking.

I’m reminded of an old Jack Benny skit:Mary: “Jack, the street dep’t is out front and they want to install parking meters on this street.”Jack: “Sure, but why do they have to ask me first?”Mary: “They have to take yours down first!”

The ears on the green horse remind me of the aardvark cartoons.