Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 09, 2012

What a sportsman he is.

This is how the 1% hunt.

Probably mixes the apple juice with Fruit Loops.

Cheney should be up ahead since I wouldn’t want him behind me.

It is Mott’s Juice?

Several years ago when I moved here a co-worker asked me to go hunting. Great. Dreams of my childhood, wild animals, shooting…we got in a car and drove dirt roads. Some birds DID dun across the road and he stopped, got out and unloaded and missed all shots. I thought, that looks easy.

I mean, I used to hunt, and maybe the shots got my adrenalin up.so I bought a shotgun and we went out again. Nothing, in spite of all the driving, which gets OLD. And he didn’t like to walk much.

We didn’t even see a shootable bird the rest of the season, and I put the shotgun in the closet, and gave it to a friend last year. I realized I don’t need to hang out with guys who carry guns when there’s nothing to shoot at and can’t shoot anyway.

Besides, I once herded a bear with a stick, and so why should I pretend they need killing?

Fink – The great hunter. ……. …

I think saying ‘please’ is his way of being primal.

Hemingway and Jack London would laugh at the Fink..

Ha ha!!! He said, “wee”!

And while you’re at it… peel me a grape…

Reminds me of the hunter that bought a new pump gun, and was bragging that he got seven shots off at a rabbit. “Did you get him?” “No, but I got off seven shots at him!!!”