I’ve always thought it strange that we cut off a living organism’s reproductive organs and stick them in water. They last much longer if we leave them where they are.
Bring home flowers.Occasionally, I do. And it is always with a heart felt purpose.Why is it interpreted as responsive guilt?Taking her bowling works better. But that’s just me.
When my husband and I first got together, I told him not to waste his money on cut flowers that could only be enjoyed a week or so when it cost less to get the entire plant and enjoy it for months or years. Unfortunately, I think he only heard the first part of that statement because his first Valentine’s Day gift to me was a fishing pole. I like fish and I like the outdoors but I’m not good at sitting still waiting for one to commit suicide on a hook for me.
Templo S.U.D. about 12 years ago
What Carmen said reminds me of Neil Diamond and Barbra Streisand duet “You Don’t Bring me Flowers Anymore.”
DuHhozr about 12 years ago
K-mine!
pypedreamr about 12 years ago
Is she reading a Cosmo magazine? Any guy would know better then to try sitting next to his lady if one of those magazines is in sight!
pcolli about 12 years ago
I’ve always thought it strange that we cut off a living organism’s reproductive organs and stick them in water. They last much longer if we leave them where they are.
cdward about 12 years ago
Last time I brought my wife flowers, she said, “Do you know how expensive these things are?”
Raygun about 12 years ago
Carmen would really perk up if the flowers were from a firefighter.
GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago
He’s running out of places to sit.
pierreandnicole about 12 years ago
Send her a new blouse!!!!
macjack about 12 years ago
Bring home flowers.Occasionally, I do. And it is always with a heart felt purpose.Why is it interpreted as responsive guilt?Taking her bowling works better. But that’s just me.
boxbabies about 12 years ago
When my husband and I first got together, I told him not to waste his money on cut flowers that could only be enjoyed a week or so when it cost less to get the entire plant and enjoy it for months or years. Unfortunately, I think he only heard the first part of that statement because his first Valentine’s Day gift to me was a fishing pole. I like fish and I like the outdoors but I’m not good at sitting still waiting for one to commit suicide on a hook for me.