Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 26, 2011

The Wiz is trying out his new wand Blanche gothim for Christmas. He better demand a refundthough.

OOOOPPPPSS!

All flash in the pan.

U’re NOT Gandalf.. Stop pretending to be him.. ;)

And that goofball of a monster’s a far cry from a Balrog.. Ha ha ha..

Made in China.

It’s hard to defend the world with a cheap wand.

Clearly, the wand did not come from Ollivander’s…

Someday. in a galaxy far, far away they will invent the light sabre.

I see Lunch!

I’m usually thinking of Rodney flambe. Also I thought that Wiz was smarter than that. I see toast.

You’ve been talkin’ ‘bout Jackson ever since the fire went out…..I’m going to Jackson!

better let him pass then.

trick is to turn pass by into pass out

Wiz need to find America made work better.

Better leave fightin Balrogs to Gandalf, Wizard.

Henry, would you mind fry-biting this interloper?

Khazad-doom!

This is how not to test a product!

One just has to remember to check the setting BEFORE you try to use it. (How many of us have had the drill going in the wrong direction when when try to drill a hole or drive a screw?)

throw it down to try bridge-cracking mode, wiz!

Hehe… maybe he should point his wand at himself and yell “fly you fool!” : PP