Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 11, 2011

So close, Broomie, so close.

Good morning, LB!

I’m familiar with “dine and dash,” but this is my first experience with “dine and dance.”

And don’t forget to leave a nice tip too, Broomie.

Spinning like that after eating a hamburger?! It makes me sick just watching her!

Ellen DeGeneres is a descendent of Broomie’s? Who knew?

Next time Broomie try fainting and have the paramedics carry you out on a stretcher.

Broomie : [singing].."I’d gladly pay you Tuesday

for a hamburger…today"..

Am I the only one who thought of a scene from Spaceballs while watching Broomie dance on the counter?

Not sure I’d order anything from that cook….might end up with a hair in my burger. (BTW: is that a Van Dyke or a Van Heusen he’s sporting?!)

Don’t forget to tip your waiters — they look funny when they fall.