Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 13, 2011
Transcript:
Mom: No, you're not getting a catsup fountain for Christmas! Alice: Why not? Mom: Because 1. There's no such thing. 2. If there is, it's disgusting. 3. You've already got a perfectly good big ugly fountain. 4. You don't even like catsup! Beni: That was your chance to ask for a volcano! It would've seemed so sensible by comparison! Alice: But a catsup fountain would be so perfect for sharing time!
margueritem over 12 years ago
Beni’s right Alice, you blew it.
Bittermelon of Truth over 12 years ago
I’ll bet that Dill will think a catsup fountain is the coolest thing ever.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Alice comes face-to-face (sort of) with Momism. Yes, it’s a harsh, cruel world out there, Alice, with precious few catsup fountains!
Hillbillyman over 12 years ago
Id like to have one of those Chocolate fountains that they have at Golden Corral.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
No it wouldn’t, Alice. You’d be stuck with all that Ketchup you don’t even like.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 12 years ago
Alice just listen to mom…she knows better.
cdward over 12 years ago
No! I want a ketchup fountain! We had a chocolate fountain, and it was okay, but ketchup would be so much cooler.
Furblong over 12 years ago
I was given a little chocolate fountain and in the recipes they suggest using it for BBQ and wings. Alice can have it, where should I send it?
LaurieandMarls over 12 years ago
What ever happened to the big ugly fountain? Is it next to the single shrub in the yard? Did Dad cart it away on his tiny car? This seems a mystery that must be explained.
phuhknees over 12 years ago
Mmmmm, BBQ…Or how about Ranch Dressing, Caramel & Nacho Cheese?
V-Beast over 12 years ago
and if it breaks, you can fix it with a little tomato paste.
V-Beast over 12 years ago
ha
ellisaana Premium Member over 12 years ago
Mustard goes better with Dill
Jalitha over 12 years ago
@phuh knees, I am not touching anything you’ve dipped in Ranch Dressing, Caramel and Nacho Cheese. That’s a horrible combination! Ewwwww!
WaitingMan over 12 years ago
So good to know I’m not the only one who doesn’t like catsup. I don’t care for ketchup either. So what do I put on my hamburgers? Mustard and mayonnaise.
AbbeyC5 over 12 years ago
so speaking of a ketchup (or catsup) fountain and those chocolate fountains…i found this and laughed and just had to share on this comic! :
http://www.holytaco.com/it-was-the-swankiest-wedding-billy-bob-had-ever-seen/
pam Miner over 12 years ago
shaderonic about 12 years ago
how long will people spell ketchup like catsup? its not catsup anymore, its not even a WORD anymore!!