Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 06, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Rat, I'm trying to set up that poker game you asked for, but I don't know who to invite. Rat: Who cares? We just need players. Ask anyone with arms that can hold cards. Buffalo: That hurts. Pig: Try to be more sensitive around Mr. Buffalo Head.
rf_eq over 12 years ago
yea, have some respect for the head of the house
doc white over 12 years ago
Get that in you head.
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
With his luck, he’d just get the Dead Man’s Hand anyway.
rayannina over 12 years ago
Rat? Be more sensitive?!? Hahahahahahahahahahaha …
fatjimi over 12 years ago
is that anyone with a couple of 45’s? deal me out!
interceptor over 12 years ago
He probably would use buffalo chips anyway.
abaffuto over 12 years ago
Mr. Buffalo Head. Brilliant.
But who killed him?
walruscarver2000 over 12 years ago
This just in: Buffalo head 2nd in Republican primary.
eddie6192 over 12 years ago
Maybe Rat and Pig would get some hands if they shuffle off to Buffalo.
Brockie over 12 years ago
There were and are no buffalo in America…only Bison…different….really.
Yontrop over 12 years ago
A bison by any other name, still smells the same.
sharklungs over 12 years ago
Is that what Pig’s girl friend gave him for Xmas?
GypsyWoman over 12 years ago
“That hurts”..thats what he said after he became just a head.
corzak over 12 years ago
Buffalo Head might be good at “Indian Poker” . . . if someone held the card for him . . .
finale over 12 years ago
…. if you live in a home…where the buffalo roam…..you’d better watch your step
iMartian over 12 years ago
Rat is buffalo-ing Pig as usual
bahramthered over 12 years ago
I still say zombie, It’s a talking head.
Number Three over 12 years ago
Yes, Show some respect!
LOL xxx
Tdog123 over 12 years ago
Poor buffalo.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
I wouldn’t give a nickel to be in Buffalo Head’s position.
bmonk over 12 years ago
See? I thought he was a head of the game, but I guess not.
LGD is the only one around with arms that I can think of.
bmonk over 12 years ago
@*Susan Sunshine*,
You’re welcome. I get the occasional pun off—but rarely as well done as yours. . . .
+++++
Which reminds me—don’t mention “steaks” around Mr. Buffalo Head. I’ll go out on a wing, but I think he’s sensitive to such cuts. Which could raise the stakes in a poker game.
Drewdove over 12 years ago
Is that the buffalo talking or someone standing on the other side of the wall. The balloon may be indicating a plot twist.
cond over 12 years ago
the quote mr. buffalo head mustve hurt even more