FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 18, 2011

Better put “OR” otherwise, you will get a big fat lump of coal.

Lio might let you use HIS full size imperial snow walker.

Change it to “NAND”.

he’ll end up with nor

Hmm. Jason with pencil and paper in this day and age? I was sure he’d txt his wish list. And if Andie and Roger don’t txt, he’d at least print his list. Just saying, but it seems lately Bill has laid off the technology.

I think he’s more likely to get a snow SHOVEL, if you catch my “drift”.

What I don’t love about Christmas: the amazing amount of greed that’s inherit in the human race.

For Christmas, I just want a woman who likes to go places with me.No, wait…—the last time I asked for that, I wound up in divorce court

If Jason would just ask for an energy/matter transformer, he could simply make whatever he wished.

Jason, remember, comes from a family that can afford to give him an allowance that lets him buy a complete Dolby surround sound system for his classroom. Page can buy whatever she wants at the mall. Peter has unlimited sports equipment. So maybe his requests are not that unreasonable.

its cute the things boys wish for prior to puberty.

Maybe not your own helicopter, but maybe a ticket for helicopter lessons.

love it fox trot is awesome!

What if you just kept it to things that can be bought at the shopping mall?

Roger: No, we are not buying you an imperial snow walker. You barely played with the xwing fighter jet we bought you last year.

what no PlayStation

Smart kid.

I love loopholes too, Jason.

Ha! And Jason calls himself a nerd. A REAL nerd knows that it’s an AT-AT (pronounced as letters, not “-”), short for All-Terrain Armored Transport. Unless he meant the little guys, The AT-STs, All-Terrain Scout Transports.

He’d also know that a “full-sized” model would be hard to come by. Would it be 15.5 meters tall, like the official radio drama. Or 25 meters, like in the script. 22.5 meters, based on unofficial calculations done on the movie? 18.5 meters as compared to the know height of the A6 Juggernaut?

i think he already has a iorn man suit