Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 06, 1999

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Pull up a desk! Time once again for... Dan Cupid's Love Seminar! Dan: Recruits, I'm here to tell you that being a matchmaker isn't all flowers and valentines! It can be a tough business! Dan: Take this time of year, for instance! We're coming face-to-face with the phenomenon called "Summer lovin'"! Dan: What's wrong with summer romance? you ask? Everything!! It wipes out all of our hard work! Dan: All year long we bust our humps bringing people together! We tirelessly pair folks up and help them get through the long, cold winter! Dan: But then summer comes along! People get crazy! Blood runs hot! Dan: Before you know it, some mindless summer flirtation can destroy the romances that we worked so hard to create! Ellen: Ahem! Boy: Hi!