Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 30, 1998

Transcript:

BACK TO SCHOOL HIP HOP! with master rapper: FLUFF DADDY! FD: Let me tell you folks a story, Won't you lend me an ear! 'Cause the day I've waited for The whole dang summer is here! As the leaves begin to tumble And the weather turns cool, Need I say it? (Sure I'll say it!) Nate goes back to school! It's a day I get to party but it makes Nate panic! It reminds me, just a little, of that flick Titanic! During summer, Nate was sailing on a luxury ship But today he'll hit an iceberg with a king-fu grip! CRACK! FD: Mrs. Godfrey is the reason for his feelings of dread, 'Cause the woman feasts on students (And she's very well0fed). How do I feel that my son Has such a teacher as she? Let me put it to you this way: Better him than me! Whie=le he's dealing with a woman Who's a sociopath, I'll be watching "Jerry Springer" As I lounge in the bath! While he's doing all the work, 'Fluff Dad will do all the play! While he's toiling in the classroom, I will... DAD: Have a great dat!