Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 26, 1997

The closest word I can think of is door hinge.

Where were you two linguistic geniuses in ’97?

Poemed into a corner, as it were.

Fun fact:There are no words that exactly rhyme with orange, purple, angry, husband, wolf, justice, penguin, or chocolate. There are much more (70 known words in total)

…which is real hard to rhyme.

Wait. Can’t orange rhyme with orange? You know, the color and the fruit?

No word rhymes with orange

How about “your color is orange like fire”?

“Truly, you are my heart’s desire”.

lozenge!

Make up a word!

Sporange rhymes with orange:

spo·ran·gi·a (-jē-ə) A single-celled or many-celled structure in which spores are produced, especially in fungi, algae, mosses, and ferns. Also called spore case. [New Latin sporangīum : spor(o)- + Greek angeion, vessel; see angio-.] spo·ran′gi·al (-jē-əl) adj.

And because of this, I don’t have to forage

I eat them while fixing the door hinge.

Nothing rhymes with orange dummy! Just replace with red.

I think it should be: Your taste just doesn’t ever get old.

“Oh, how I wish the store had more storage”?

“When it comes to cheez doodles, i want more-ange.”

You make my hands greasy, not letting me turn a door-hinge.

“As nectar summons lovestruck bees”

Does anyone else actually like Nate’s poems and their cool word and phrase usage, despite the fact they’re usually a bit silly?

eminem proved orange rhymes with a lot of 2 word phrases that contain the same number of syllables as orange

https://grammar.yourdictionary.com/grammar/rhymes/words-that-rhyme-with-orange.html

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