Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 22, 2011

i grew a beard two years ago, not itchy, what made me grow it is i saw a guy ina bar with a big santa beard but he was biker looking. I asked him, is it itchy, cause it was itchy previous times i attempted (moslty mustache part) and he said no. then he said to feel it, not realizeing he was talking to my girlfriend , i reached out and petted his beard. igot yelled at, something like “i was talking to her you idiot”. it was my birthday and i was sad someone yelled at me on my birthday but i got free birthday shots and grew a beard and look at me now

Despair? More like count your blessings.

Looks to me more like the depths of dismay! But if Leopold and Travis are both satisfied with this arrangement, so be it.

I have brown hair, my beard came out RED. Had it for a couple months. It got unruly and had to go. Not willingly, but it went……………

If they keep this guy around much longer, he gets to be a permanent cast member will full pay and benefits! Woot! :)

Skeletor76….don’t take it too badly. I know a few bikers who would love to have their beards patted by other guys. They all ride Hogs and look the part.

“Someone should take a look at you now.”

Yeah, I was thinking that too! LOL

If he wants to torture the guy, all he has to do is put a TV down there and keep it tuned to CSPAN or CSPAN2.