Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 04, 2011

Eve! no? evan! oh wait… thats a guys name… i give up

Am I the only one who hears “Eve of Destruction” playing in my head?

“84 down … explosive sound … four letters, last letter M …”

Oh! Judging by that clue, there must be a NYT Sunday Children’s Crossword these days!

That explains a lot.

Love “Myrtle”, “Gladys” and “Talula” — three perfectly good three-letter names beginning with “E”.

How could you go wrong, in a puzzle or in life itself, with a couple of Crocs to help you?

Bomb or no bomb, I’d feel really creepy if a bunch of guys were waiting at the door to my bathroom…. Of course, a bomb does provide a pretext, sort of. Lessee. Three letters, “Garden of Eden woomun”….

Edna? Oh, no, dat 4 letters. (Hi, Grandma!)

This story line is a crock of——!

The crocs are never satisfying. What are you thinking of Pastis?

Should someone call 9-1-1 for *rollsroyce*…?

Is this the end of Zeeba Zeeba Eata? Can Zebra finally tear down his wall and live in peace? Tune in tomorrow for the exciting conclusion.

@Rollsroyce: For someone who doesn’t know what a “gentile” is(see Peanuts), you sur know what what pastis is!

Ḥawwāh ?

SP seems to be bouncing from one story line to another. Are we just getting leftovers?

Well, “Steve”, of course!

Kood bee “Lilith”.

Poor Melvin, all they had to do was give him the correct answer.

QUICK!

xxx

Did they set this up with a “calendar timer”?

“Eezz gonna ’splode sum time next month….me think”

Guess we wait till next Sunday to find out what happens…

Curses! Now we nebba gonna blow up Zeeba wall!

Absinthe makes the roving eye wander

Did I just hear a fart?

(Auntie) Emm? Ela? Eel? Egg?

Sigh… I just have my doubts as to whether or not the Crocs can actually build an adequate bomb… Also, the hilariousness of their stupidity is that they couldn’t just bomb the wall, they had to strap a bomb to a friend of there’s, Too funny and typically "Croc"… :)(Also, you know, I think all comics writers have to “use leftovers”,so they can always stay ahead of the game! I think I got that right? :))

Does anyone know when he ran the series of strips when Zebra kidnapped Larry the Croc’s wife and he was happy? Those were my favorites!

me remember dat happen me reely tought “Gladys” wood do da treeck

The door used to be dark brown, the walls peach. Now the walls are yellow and the door orange. Are they at the right bathroom?