Pluggers by Rick McKee for September 13, 2011

If you ain’t got air conditioning, or heat seasonally, I ain’t waiting for a table.

Great pun! (look at the sign)

Do pluggers go out to eat often?

They “don’t have time.” Yep, real busy folks, them pluggers.

Oh, yeh,out to eat. Forgot all about that.

That’s why us pluggers like buffets and waffle houses. We don’t wait 40 minutes for nuthin’.

I hate that my husband has reached what I call the ‘uber’ plugger stage of life. Won’t wait 15 minutes for a seat and gripes to high heaven if the bill comes to more than $20. Like he’s got somewhere to go and we’re destitute. What the hay?

No time to wait? And after getting all dressed up too!

I guess they’re just going to have to go back to the coffeehouse then!

Pluggers don’t have time to wait for ambiance! They’re about to die!

You wouldn’t think the restaurant would be that busy at 4:00 in the afternoon. Better forget the Fork and Stein and go to Denny’s.