The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 08, 2011
September 07, 2011
September 09, 2011
Transcript:
Dog: Get yer own #@$! newspaper... and take me for a walk before I #@&! on the *&#@! carpet. Contrary to the old wives' tale, a dog's mouth isn't always cleaner than a human's.
margueritem over 12 years ago
Especially not this dog’s.
leakysqueaky712 over 12 years ago
That dog must have been owned by Buddy Hackett.
Hillbillyman over 12 years ago
Ok you foul mouth dog. Your &*&^% A&& is going out to the dog house you Son of a beach.
lewisbower over 12 years ago
Now I’m scared. SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED chatters baby talk to the new puppy constantly and the woman swears like a longshoreman
NE1956 over 12 years ago
I got you on speed chuckle bud, so no worries.
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
That bites!
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
Sparky has been watching too much Dr. Phil….. he’s being open about his pent up feelings and expressing them in the only way he knows
Nighthawks Premium Member over 12 years ago
LOL!it’s even funnier if you put in the suggested profanity when you read it
J Quest over 12 years ago
Must be one of those Reservoir Dogs…
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 12 years ago
That’s it! No Milk Bones for you dog!
iced tea over 12 years ago
Dogs would really say this if they could talk. They’re the boss actually.
zeecue over 12 years ago
…And the thing with the#$@&!!peanut butter…over!!
doc white over 12 years ago
Bad dog….No biscut.
doc white over 12 years ago
Please let me know who the spammer is. Im almost always late.
bahbdorje over 12 years ago
One reason to not be a dog psychic.
MrsCalabash over 12 years ago
Euuwww — naughty doggie potty mouth .
7351cisco about 12 years ago
Lmfao