Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 14, 1999
March 13, 1999
March 15, 1999
Transcript:
Luann: My "important inventors" report is on Otto Titzling. Luann: Mr. Titzling invented the bra. he made the first one in 1912 for a singer named swanhilda calfsen. Luann: In 1930, Phillipe De Brassiere, a frenchman, copied Titzling's design and began a successful bra business. Luann: titzling sued but lost 'cuz he'd never patented his bra. And that's why women today wear brassieres and not titzlings. Luann: Mr. Fogarty, tell these immature little boys to grow up! Mr. Fogarty: Boys, there's nothing funny here! It's all factual! Luann: thank yew. Delta: Very uplifting report, Luann! And well- rounded. hahaha Bernice: Yeah! gargle. you've got your support! snerk.
sarafaye about 11 years ago
Same thing, it just would sound more clinical.
JoeyCooler777 over 10 years ago
How coincidental
quackduck314 over 10 years ago
http://www.snopes.com/business/origins/bra.asp
DevilDog2001 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Every straight boy I’ve ever known is like this.
Anton Sherwood over 4 years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Titzling
sungrl73 about 3 years ago
Luann did her research by watching Beaches, apparently.
FrostbiteFalls over 1 year ago
Anyone, male and female alike, would have to find this funny.
nubianaries81 11 months ago
This makes me wish 2 things: 1) That this was an actual fact 2) that play in the movie ‘Beaches’ was real
SquidGamerGal 5 months ago
Sigh… Why did you choose a bra of all things as a report topic?!