Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 23, 2006
July 22, 2006
July 24, 2006
Transcript:
"We ees hosed, Bob...We ees never gonna keel zeeba." "Ees no fair. Life bad." poof "Hello, boys." "Hey!! You ees Satan!" "Wow...You is, like, famous." "Yes, I am Satan...and I'm here to offer you a deal...Your soul for that zebra." "Oh, dat is gud deal!" "HAHA! Me like 'Where do me sign?'" "Good good. Now just sign this here." "Wonderful!...And here you go..." scribble scribble "Hey...Dat is pack of gum. You promiss us zeeba." "Yeees, I know what I promised, but the contract offers you a mere pack of gum...You should have read it...I am, after all, Satan." "Ohhhhhkay...Now you leesten to me, Meester Beezybub!! If we no get zeeba, you no get soul, got it?!?" "...Me hope flavor last looooooong time." chew chew chomp chomp chew chew
jordy18 about 12 years ago
is it just me, or is PASTIS satan in this???
joeshmo30 about 11 years ago
O_O and only 9 zebras wow OoO
KZ71 about 10 years ago
Twenty-one crocs down under and counting.
Apekool about 9 years ago
Many ’Bob’s amongst the crocs
Apekool about 9 years ago
Many ’Bob’s amongst the crocs
DarthRevan almost 6 years ago
Phil, prince of insufficient light, has darned them to heck.
⠀ almost 3 years ago
dead crocs #26 and #27
Davel2468 almost 3 years ago
I’m sure it was Fruit Striped gum. It does have a zebra on it. Bad news the flavor lasts a millisecond
All I Feel Is Pain (Everything Is Pain) over 2 years ago
17 & 18
comicfancat1 almost 2 years ago
24&25
FrostbiteFalls over 1 year ago
Like so many of those websites with agreements that they expect you to read thoroughly, even as the language in them threatens to put you to sleep.