Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 21, 2003

Transcript:

"A Pearls Christmas tale." "...And on a snowy Christmas Eve, Santa called the reindeers in for a meeting..." "Boys, it's gonna be a tough haul this year. The sleigh is heavy and the snow is thick." "I have faith in you, Santa. You're a great, great sleigh driver." "Well, thank you, Robby.. I appreciate that." "Oh, my pleasure, Santa.. in fact, it is an HONOR to ride with you, sir." "That's very kind of you, Robby." "C'mon, everyone.. a big, big round of applause for the kindest, smartest Santa ever." "..And later that evening, the angry reindeer tied up their sycophantic brother and threw him off a cliff.. the end." "Poor 'Robby the Brown-nose Reindeer.'"