Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 03, 2009

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    Santa Claus and his jolly…minions?

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    Oh boy, ‘Secret Santa’!

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    zero  over 14 years ago

    This time of year its important to always remember, even the minions of sociopaths need a little something from Santa. When robot Rudolph’s laser cannon red nose fires, they’ll get exactly what they deserve.

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    watcha  over 14 years ago

    That went nicely with your yellow metal underpants?

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    wicky  over 14 years ago

    Would love a Cardassian Obsidian Order ring.

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    Ray_C  over 14 years ago

    How about a nice pair of yellow bunny slippers?

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    cdward  over 14 years ago

    Nooooo! Not Secret Santa! You truly are evil.

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    gordrogb Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Is re-gifting allowed? I’ve got a nice Hello Kitty torture rack that I no longer need.

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    cwreenactor  over 14 years ago

    Hohoho. (With the same enthusiasm as the Department store Santa in “A Christmas Story.”)

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    Varnes  over 14 years ago

    Ah, what to get a minion who has everything? Evidently the storm troopers in section A have been naughty this year….

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    Sherlock Watson  over 14 years ago

    Roger: If you’re talking about a rack designed to torture Hello Kitty, I wouldn’t mind having it.

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    Secret Santa? On an evil space battle platform. It’s like putting a red suit and bread on Darth Vader.

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    Trebor39  over 14 years ago

    Real Santa will give them lumps of coal.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 5 years ago

    What do you give the stormtrooper who has everything? A reload?

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