@ghostkeeper: It reminds me of the song written by Shol Silverstein and performed so well by the late Steve Goodman and Jethro Burns “I’m My Own Grandpa”
The song you are referring to is an old Hispanic folk song that I heard some 40 years ago, translated into English. Happy son tells his dad ’I’m gonna marry Rosella’. Dad sys ‘No Pablo, no. Rosella is your sister, but your mama don’t know.’ Same thing happens several times with Anna, Maria, etc. When Mom sees Pablo down and unhappy, and finds out why, she says go ahead and marry her, ‘because your papa ain’t your papa, but your papa don’t know."
For after putting up with his latest infidelity for as long as she could, she had just done in her husband in the next room. So, immediately upon hearing this “good” news, she had, through shock and remorse, a heart attack, and keeled over dead.
Of course, being the sole heir, the son inherited the family fortune, as well as the girl, and all those still living are doing so, happily ever after.
The only problem is…that girl he’s holding onto and kissing up a storm with, is his sister and her daughter. But that’s okay because Dad ain’t her dad and he don’t know it. And the Little Slut doesn’t know that the daughter is moving in with them after the wedding. So Sonny boy gets to play house with the wife and sister. But poor Mom has to put up with old Dad until everyone finds out he’s bi***ual. Then Mom’s happy because the new boy friend of Dad is also going to be her new boy friend. And..but… it goes on and on and on…
Old couple, married forever. Going to bed, he turns to her and sneers, “Good night, mother of 8.” She turns to him and sweetly replies, “Good night, father of none…..”
Ottodesu almost 13 years ago
I love this strip. If it didn’t exist, I would have had to invent it.
aarken almost 13 years ago
Perhaps Mother’s upset because “that slut” is your illegitimate half sister!
bdaverin almost 13 years ago
Talk about keeping it in the family!
lewisbower almost 13 years ago
Hey Momma, don’t invite the kids for a weekend.
coltish1 almost 13 years ago
Well, she found out Junior’s inheriting, so …
eepatt almost 13 years ago
@ghostkeeper: It reminds me of the song written by Shol Silverstein and performed so well by the late Steve Goodman and Jethro Burns “I’m My Own Grandpa”
The song you are referring to is an old Hispanic folk song that I heard some 40 years ago, translated into English. Happy son tells his dad ’I’m gonna marry Rosella’. Dad sys ‘No Pablo, no. Rosella is your sister, but your mama don’t know.’ Same thing happens several times with Anna, Maria, etc. When Mom sees Pablo down and unhappy, and finds out why, she says go ahead and marry her, ‘because your papa ain’t your papa, but your papa don’t know."
normfromga almost 13 years ago
“Like father, like son…
Decisions, decisions…" thought N. D. Sysiff von Tramp
normfromga almost 13 years ago
Good news, indeed, but not for the mother…
For after putting up with his latest infidelity for as long as she could, she had just done in her husband in the next room. So, immediately upon hearing this “good” news, she had, through shock and remorse, a heart attack, and keeled over dead.
Of course, being the sole heir, the son inherited the family fortune, as well as the girl, and all those still living are doing so, happily ever after.
[I love happy endings…]
michael.p.pumilia almost 13 years ago
The only problem is…that girl he’s holding onto and kissing up a storm with, is his sister and her daughter. But that’s okay because Dad ain’t her dad and he don’t know it. And the Little Slut doesn’t know that the daughter is moving in with them after the wedding. So Sonny boy gets to play house with the wife and sister. But poor Mom has to put up with old Dad until everyone finds out he’s bi***ual. Then Mom’s happy because the new boy friend of Dad is also going to be her new boy friend. And..but… it goes on and on and on…
rvonluchen almost 13 years ago
Usually the joke goes the other way, the woman dates the older richer man.
polterbaer almost 13 years ago
..oh the foibles of a shallow gene pool. will they ever learn..
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Old couple, married forever. Going to bed, he turns to her and sneers, “Good night, mother of 8.” She turns to him and sweetly replies, “Good night, father of none…..”
LiviaBay almost 13 years ago
LOL! Oh…this is just so wrong!
Whitecamry about 12 years ago
And you just know this has happened in real life.