Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for November 25, 2009

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Is that bird of yours the cause of this?

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    Edcole1961  over 14 years ago

    If you’re calling about an inferiority complex, press the great big zero. If you’re calling about kleptomania, press all of the keys at once and put the phone in your pocket. If you are calling about schizophrenia, press 5 and 7 at the same time. For billing questions, press 3, unless you’re British, in which case press the pound sign. If you have a rotary phone, please stay on the line, and someone with a straight jacket will be with you shortly.

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    ken591  over 14 years ago

    If you are feeling suicidal, please hold.

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    jkebxjunke  over 14 years ago

    ladyfingers…. one is to continue in spanish…

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    alondra  over 14 years ago

    How about just hanging up?

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    sopho6971  over 14 years ago

    Your call will be handled in the order it was received …. your wait will be approximately 1 hr.

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    COWBOY7  over 14 years ago

    At last an automated voice that gets right to the point!

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