Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 05, 1995
May 04, 1995
May 06, 1995
Transcript:
Miss Wormwood: Calvin, would you demonstrate the next problem at the board? Calvin: Yes Miss Wormwood. I would be hap-py to do an-y-thing you ask. I have been suc-cess-ful-ly pro-grammed to obey all di-rec-tives. I have no will of my own...my own...my own...my own. Doesn't anybody appreciate theater?!
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DerkinsVanPelt218 over 13 years ago
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DanWolfie almost 7 years ago
He probably would’ve actually gotten the problem done if Miss Wormwood didn’t send him to the principal.
weatherford.joe Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Miss Wormwood appears to be thinking, “I don’t get paid enough for this.”
JasonJackson almost 4 years ago
You and a kid named Curtis has a lot in common: including trips to the principal’s office.
yow4zip Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Sarcasticbot.
noissimbus over 2 years ago
“What did I do in my previous life to deserve this..”