Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 01, 1993
March 31, 1993
April 02, 1993
Transcript:
Calvin: Aaugh! The peanut butter is ruined! You're supposed to scoop one half straight down and then dig out the other side from the bottom, so part of the top remains undisturbed until the very end! Mom: What on earth for? Calvin: It's a ritual! You have to keep the top of the peanut butter smooth! Mom: Maybe you should make your own sandwiches. Calvin: If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. Did you cut the bread diagonally?
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renrutnagrom about 11 years ago
Complain! Complain! Complain!
Sambalabama Premium Member over 10 years ago
This changed how I ate peanut butter for years.
Xalder over 9 years ago
What? But… gravity…
BlaqueKat about 9 years ago
So picky, that Calvin. Lol
weatherford.joe Premium Member over 6 years ago
I used to do that with my peanut butter, but the top part would always eventually collapse, so I stopped bothering.
yow4zip Premium Member about 6 years ago
Great food maxim in panel 4.
josh_bisbee over 5 years ago
From the position of the knife in panel 3, he did get his diagonal cut
lalapalooza Premium Member 6 months ago
i have total control of my peanut butter.. i grind the peanuts myself.