Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 14, 2010

Transcript:

Waiter says, "And can I bring you anything to eat before your pasta?" Rat says, "Yes? I would like some antipastis." Waiter says, "It's 'antipasto,' sir, not 'antipastis.'" Stephan says, "He knows." Waiter says, "I apologize, Mr. Pastis." Rat says, "What good is food if it won't attack you friend?"