Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 13, 2009

Transcript:

Rat says, "What are you doing, Pig?" Pig says, "I am monkeypig." Rat says, "Why?" Pig says, "Because I am lonely and I can't find love, and when you're lonely and can't find love, you might as well be monkeypig." Guard duck says, "I'm just supporting a friend."