Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for July 21, 2011
Transcript:
Phil: Evie, the neighbors are complaining about this party. Gramma Evie: They ARE? Sheesh. OK, I'll shut it down. PIZZA Phil: That might not be as easy as you - Gramma Evie: Everybody go home NOW - or I'll streak this party in nothing but my granny panties!! Phil: You are nothing if not unorthodox. Gramma Evie: Actually, I'm unitarian.
lohaces over 12 years ago
Unitarian?? Oh, Evie…
JoanHelen over 12 years ago
I love it, LOL
kreole over 12 years ago
Unitarian? A thinker!
BugDad over 12 years ago
Something tells me Evie would have an unorthodox definition of granny panties.
sarge112751 over 12 years ago
Oh, – SHE’S good! -
SHE’S very, VERY GOOD!
Police Departments should take LESSONS from her in “Crowd Control”!
monkeyhead over 12 years ago
I love it. Someday I have a feeling that I may have to use that trick with nieces and nephews.
stonesoupsmith over 12 years ago
Uber-cool! I was sure she was going to blast them with THE LOOK! My beloved has that one in spades :-))
pibfan868 over 12 years ago
As another UU, I know there are some who keep it short—in any case, how funny and logical of Evie!
CoBass over 12 years ago
I would have thought Granny was more of a Unitard-ian. (And before you go thinking that’s some sort of insult, look up the definition of unitard.)
graham177 over 12 years ago
@Monkeyhead – Just remember, a threat will not work unless you are ready to act on it and the other party knows it. I get the impression Evie would have carried it out had it been necessary.
toinettec over 12 years ago
She has got to be the coolest grandmother ever.
psychlady over 12 years ago
I love it!!! You go, Granny!
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
Another good way to send them running is telling them that you’re a dentist and you’re willing to pull some teeth for free.
gosfreikempe over 12 years ago
See? I KNEW there’d be a twist we didn’t foresee. :)
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
She wouldn’t there?
harebell over 12 years ago
But what will she do with all the pizza?
MamaTaney over 12 years ago
Evie rocks.
maryhc over 12 years ago
So glad I’m with Evie — another UU!
RinaFarina over 12 years ago
I’ve been at Unitarian church services. They are just perfect for Evie. Open, tolerant, curious about how other people live.
Josie718 over 12 years ago
Love it….. see how fast teenagers can move when they want too??……lol
hekko Premium Member over 12 years ago
Problem solved. You gotta love Evie. .)
Cab91 over 12 years ago
I think if the Unitarians at my church starting running around in their underwear, it might clear the room!
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
Love that woman! As a Christian fellow traveler with Unitarian-Universalists, I can see that solution would be right up their alley.
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 12 years ago
Whoa! Easy there, Grandma?
chirodc over 12 years ago
Ya gotta love Evie
romantiqueluxe almost 10 years ago
You go Granny!