Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 09, 2011

Yup, learned multiplication in the 3rd grade. Wasn’t easy.

China is a good example of that saying.

I already know my goesinto’s.

If you fail to get this comment…think of my cousin Jethro Bodine.

As a Zero Population Growth nut, I wonder where a young couple expect to earn the $225,000 to raise the kid short of college. They want a second? With 6 billion and growing those two kids will be fighting thousands over every dumpster.oh, the government will take care of us.

The first commandment for,“Baby Mamas”!

I think we overdid the ‘multiply’ business.

My wife doesn’t mind the “forth-ing” bit, so long as no children come of it.

Hillbilly: It’s a command to go forth and breed, NOT INBREED!

And the Lio-ists said you weren’t doing any more of the Christian stuff….

Well he is a Sparrow, lol

This was written when infant mortality was super high. The idea was have like eight or ten kids, perhaps one or two would make it to adulthood.

A priest offers a pick-up line? Dubious joke.

Two snakes were leaving the ark when Noah said, “The Lord said to go forth and multiply.” At that one snake turned to the other saying, “We can’t go forth and multiply. We are adders!”

I stand corrected, minky. He allowed the inbreeding to “set” the genetics. Only after the big ten was it specifically forbidden.