Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 03, 1988

Transcript:

Calvin: Will you get me a glass of water? Mom: You just had one. Calvin: I want one to keep by the bed, so I can douse this guy if he starts snoring. Mom: Good night, Calvin. Hobbes: Hee hee hee hee Calvin: Oh great. He's dreaming again. Where do you think you are, you imbecile? Out in the jungle? Hobbes: ...mm..heh heh heh heh Calvin: If he starts "running" He's gonna get a pillow in the kisser. Hobbes: Sniff sniff. Calvin: Hey! Where are you going? Calvin: Sonnambulists give me the creeps. Why are we going to the kitchen. Dad: Calvin! What are you doing? Have you been sleepwalking?? Calvin: I was completely awake! It's this dope who's sleepwalking! I just followed him. Dad: I put him back to bed. He couldn't give any reason for being up. Mom: Do you suppose it mean's anything? Look, he got out all the tuna!