Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 14, 2011

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    How much do they sting you every month for that itty bitty phone?

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    eddie6192  almost 13 years ago

    Buzz off!

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    ke4jhj  almost 13 years ago

    If the phone’s vibrations are 180 degrees out of phase with the bee’s vibrations so everything is still, would this not cause the bee to crash?

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    And the ringtone is a certain Beach Boys song.

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    bmonk  almost 13 years ago

    Now, now, Susansunshine—that’s a honey of a phone. The only real problem is that all the ring tones are just hum-dingers.

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    bmonk  almost 13 years ago

    P.D.Q. Bach once composed a “Safe” Sextet for piccolo, English horn, bass clarinet, contrabassoon, harp & celesta (so titled because Prof. Peter Schickele discovered it in, for some reason, a hotel safe),

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