Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 01, 1986
February 28, 1986
March 02, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: I think it's time we had a new dad around here. WHen does your term of office expire? Dad: Sorry, Calvin, I was appointed your dad for life. Calvin: For life?! What about a recall fove? What about impeachment? Dad: There are no provisions for either. Calvin: Did you write this constitution yourself, or what? Dad: Well, your mom helped some, too.
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masterturtle almost 14 years ago
haha.
JamminBoi over 13 years ago
this is one of THE BEST
bmonk about 13 years ago
Dad for life–it’s really true. No matter how big you get, no matter how many decades you’ve seen, you are always a child to your parents. Like this commercial for Subaru
swaruu almost 13 years ago
nice one
NateWright almost 12 years ago
SOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!!
yow4zip Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Dad, the monarch.
Starfollower777 over 11 years ago
I know Calvin regrets this but what about his mom?
glowing-steak32 about 10 years ago
There’s always divorce, but let’s not go there.
tdoug1 almost 9 years ago
He’s still dad even after the divorce.
rklynch over 3 years ago
Yeah. She probably wrote most of it…
Toga is Epic over 3 years ago
Nate Wright (Mischief God) almost 3 years ago
He might be confusing the roles of president and dad XD
Unicorn55 (Happy New Year 2022!) over 2 years ago
Calvin, the father role is appointed for life once a baby is born. The Constitution was written when the first baby was made. (I think it was with Adam and Eve, but it depends on your religion.) Haven’t you learned about the Constitution in 1st grade?
Zilba Follie 10 months ago
I believe for parents, CPS and divorce court replaces recall vote and impeachment. :p