Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 23, 1986
February 22, 1986
February 24, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: Hey Mom, can I drive now? Mom: No. Calvin: How about now? Mom: Oh no! Oh you stupid car! What's wrong with you now?!? Calvin: That's it, Mom! Go ahead and swear! We don't mind! Mom: Calvin, be quiet! Calvin: Want Hobbes and me to go get help? Mom: You stay where you are. I'll look under the hood. Calvin: Kick the car, Mom! It works on the TV! Look at all these cars going by. Nobody's stopping to help. Hobbes: Let's blow the horn! Maybe someone will come. Car horn: Beeeeep! Beep! Beep! Mom: Aaugh! Calvin/Hobbes: Hoorayy!! Someone stopped! We're heroes!! Man: Want me to call a tow truck, lady? Mom: First call the police and report an infanticide.
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KimmyCruz about 14 years ago
hHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
second-ball-attack about 14 years ago
lol
ladyphantomny about 14 years ago
got say sometimes i really feel sorry for the mom & dad
comicgirl1000 almost 14 years ago
i love it
masterturtle almost 14 years ago
i take it he learned from his mom to talk to inanimate objects.
kpreethy almost 14 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JamminBoi over 13 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA
HobbesGirl1989 over 13 years ago
MAHAHAHAAHHHAAAAAA!!!!!
crackerjack113 about 13 years ago
@masterturtle seconded
bmonk about 13 years ago
Kids are always so helpful–they help everything take soooooo much longer!
yow4zip Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Hilarity abounds.
Starfollower777 over 11 years ago
I’d make that call first.
katzinhatz1 over 10 years ago
i just noticed, this is one of the only strips where we see hobbes as calvin sees him, and his mom in the same panel.
1617.risholihati over 3 years ago
XD XD XD The emotions oN the last panel
HalberCon over 3 years ago
mom on second to last panel
Kirbo about 3 years ago
wow where did you buy that car
CalvinAndHobbes658 almost 3 years ago
Kick the car, mom! It works on TV!
Unicorn55 (Happy New Year 2022!) almost 3 years ago
That is HILARIOUS!!!
Unicorn55 (Happy New Year 2022!) almost 3 years ago
Infanticide? Harsh words, JEEZ!
suwin.supasathian over 2 years ago
Calvin damaged his mom’s ears.
cami <3 over 2 years ago
that got dark really fast
Loki91308 almost 2 years ago
hahahahaha
Odie's best friend over 1 year ago
oof that was uhhh funny but mean
winghay.tam.1 over 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! LOL!!!