Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 09, 1986
January 08, 1986
January 10, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: We are a fierce and dirty band of cutthroat pirates! Keep a sharp lookout, matey. We want no sissy girls on our ship! Hobbes: We don't like girls? Calvin: Of course not, dummy! We're a murderous bunch of pirates, remember?! Hobbes: Who do we smooch then?
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deadpuppet about 14 years ago
awwwww Hobbes i love you so much
eiramdk about 14 years ago
Gasp! No Smooches?
TheSoCalledExpert about 14 years ago
Pirates were convicts, who could find no refuge in state so took to life on the sea. So yeah, pirates engaged in man-to-man relations.
ladyphantomny about 14 years ago
so if hobbes really is calvin then susie dad will have to keep a eye on calvin when he reaches his teen years
mrleaffan almost 14 years ago
TSCE… didn’t pirates rape and pillage other boats? I’m not saying they had healthy relations… but I doubt they were all man-to-man.
ricpent almost 14 years ago
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Hobbes, you are so funny! As to many of the other comments, I am so confused!
kpreethy almost 14 years ago
to calvin ha.ha……ha and calvin to susie…..LOL
hobbsfriend almost 14 years ago
NO SMOOCHES UNTIL YOUR 21 HOBBES! HEHEHE
bmonk over 13 years ago
For smoochies, real pirates took booty from the other ships.
Of course, a truly dirty and fierce band of cutthroat pirates would have to bathe before an self-respecting booty would agree to smoochies…
susie rocks over 12 years ago
love you hobbes!
yow4zip Premium Member about 12 years ago
No smooches for you.
the Hobbes miester about 12 years ago
Hobbes’ expressen looks soooooooo cute in the first panel!
Starfollower777 over 11 years ago
Nobody. You’re suppose to be fierce and dirty remember.
hcanavati over 5 years ago
As one piece taught me “When does a man die? When he is hit by a bullet? No! When he suffers a disease? No! When he ate a soup made out of a poisonous mushroom? No! A man dies when he is forgotten!”
PeterVanegas almost 5 years ago
hobbes is older than calvin
PBS1! almost 5 years ago
Forget not the pirate women Mary Read and Anne Bonny!