Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 29, 1985
Transcript:
calvin: gackgurglepbthffaghphhackhack...etc. mom: very grim, calvin. you're still having oatmeal. quit playing with your oatmeal and eat it, calvin! oatmeal: gagph! i'm free! buugh burk! ick oog... calvin: yaah! death to oatmeal! you'll never escape, vile glop! die! die! mom: calvin! quit...oh no...(to dad): it's your fault we didn't have a sweet little girl! your stupid chromosome!! not mine!! dad: i just live here...
nimana almost 15 years ago
hehehe
Justywusty87 about 14 years ago
I like oatmeal
VishnuAshok about 14 years ago
:D:D..gr8 one…
second-ball-attack about 14 years ago
:)
teojoni about 14 years ago
She’s having PMS. Lol
ladyphantomny about 14 years ago
king henry the 8th chopped of anne’s head for not giving him a son & who’s fault was it
ChocPi almost 14 years ago
He just “lives” there, so I guess the stork brought Calvin?
C_red almost 14 years ago
This is probably why she decided to start buying Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.
masterturtle almost 14 years ago
ooo a biology reference. watterson is such a nerd comedian.
davdalx almost 14 years ago
she finally cracks
ricpent almost 14 years ago
Last panel: The Incredible Shrinking Man. Or : As from the days of ” Rocky and Bullwinkle,” Moron Found Dead on Keyboard!
hobbsfriend almost 14 years ago
I HATE OATMEAL! DAD SHE IS RIGHT IT IS YOUR FAULT!!
Mikhial almost 14 years ago
this is one of the most hilarious comic strip ever..”chromosome”.. i still laugh when i think of it even after a year passed when i first read this !!
yeahiknow almost 14 years ago
STOP YELLING HOBBS YOU EVEN SPELLED IT WRONG!
Anyway, Calvin has issues with talking food.
JeewaneDG almost 14 years ago
good one mom… chromosomes!!!
TeaBre over 13 years ago
the oatmeal really did that!
MelbourneHardstyle over 13 years ago
Sweet little girl? Obviously she doesn’t remember her teenage years, teenage girls are way worse than anything Calvin could ever do!
bmonk over 13 years ago
Bet Calvin knows!
bmonk over 13 years ago
No comic strip is all bad that includes vile glop.
HobbesGirl1989 over 13 years ago
Yaaaa!!! Death to oatmeal!!!! lol! Hahahahaa!!!
comixmaster1000 about 13 years ago
This is probably why she decided to start buying Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.
yow4zip Premium Member about 12 years ago
We just read this.
Starfollower777 over 11 years ago
Whenever there’s a troublesome child it’s always the other parent’s fault.
Heckleator over 11 years ago
her head is turned 180 degrees. hows that possible haha
katzinhatz1 over 10 years ago
women are never sweet. they are worse than us men. i bet calvin’s mom would regret what she said by the time the girl turns 13 and does nothing but whine all day
dONALD42 over 10 years ago
LOL Poor daddy…
VRAssassinCreed over 9 years ago
The feeling is mutual
tdoug1 over 8 years ago
Don’t kill the messenger!
ttueric over 8 years ago
That lady must be an owl!
light_song39 over 8 years ago
I did not know mom had the ability to turn her head 360 degrees!
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member over 7 years ago
Ah, his first ‘THE FOOD IS ALIVE!’ scene.
Really about 6 years ago
Maybe a NEW strip: ‘Susie & bun’!
a non-E mouse over 5 years ago
As long as we are going science, you need both parents’ chromosomes to actually have a child at all.
Talax over 5 years ago
Her neck must hurt from having her head on backwards in the top frame.
egutterback23 about 5 years ago
Whether Calvin was a girl or a boy, there would still be plenty of aliens, monsters, and evil oatmeal blobs.
Love2laugh almost 5 years ago
What the mum says is weird.
Pango Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Yeah
vedika.parashar over 3 years ago
Poor dad
chbn✔️ over 3 years ago
that’s dumb that she’s blaming it on him lol
ryanthefryingpanthefryingpan about 3 years ago
Since when was oatmeal green
172009 about 3 years ago
oatmeal is good
me_the_polish_gull about 3 years ago
Calvin, you can kill oatmeal eating it.
Nate Wright (Mischief God) almost 3 years ago
Dad can’t do anything about his chromosomes, that’s just too harsh.
Ur Adopted about 2 years ago
i guess im a “sweet little girl” that pulls knifes out on people
Good vibes Dee Dee about 2 years ago
When they were making hi. She probably didn’t care wether it was a boy or girl, she probably was too focused on the act of creating a human being. You know the one I’m talking bout? Good.
Loki91308 almost 2 years ago
I hate oatmeal.
N ¡ c o over 1 year ago
My favorite oatmeal is the packets with the little fruit pieces.
wiley207 over 1 year ago
Given what the Mom says to the Dad, I’m positively sure the Dad was a LOT like Calvin when he was a kid.
CatDefender 8 months ago
Only Sims can truly confirm the genders of their babies…
afroswordgal 5 months ago
They knew what chromosomes where in the 80s
lesbian4life7997 3 months ago
harsh, calvin’s mom.