Frazz by Jef Mallett for June 16, 2011

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    CaptainKiddeo  almost 13 years ago

    Ever hear “I Feel So Miserable Without You It’s Almost Like Having You Here”? Oops, that was a parody, not a real country song.

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    IrisBlue  almost 13 years ago

    What towerwarlock said, plus bang on some pots & pans & you’ve got it. Actually, just one pan with a steady thump would do it.

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    AlisonFarmer  almost 13 years ago

    this might be interesting…

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    puddleglum1066  almost 13 years ago

    What do you get when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, get your dog back, get your job back, get your truck back…

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    lewisbower  almost 13 years ago

    Country music keeps country folk away from civilized people.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 13 years ago

    Can you really teach songwriting? Seems to me only practice can make you decent at it.

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    tso3mak  almost 13 years ago

    I’ve got those tears in my ears, from lying on my back, while crying over you baby blues.

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    hippogriff  almost 13 years ago

    It takes a worried man to sing a worried song. Woody had it pegged way back there.

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    edrush  almost 13 years ago

    Right on, towerwarlock. And now in the rap era, you don’t even need the music part — just chant some doggerel and you’ve got it made.

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    serenasakitty  almost 13 years ago

    Why are so many people down on country music?

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    Varnes  almost 13 years ago

    serenasakitty, People long for the old slightly quirky music country used to be. They seem use a set formula now. It all sounds more like lame rock and roll instead of real country…

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Money for nothing and your chicks for free?

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    indianahitman  almost 13 years ago

    Another song title: I miss my wife, but my aim’s getting better.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 13 years ago
    “Where, oh where, are you tonight?

    Why did you leave me here all alone?

    I searched the world over, and I thought I’d found true love,

    You met another, and PFFT! You was gone!”

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    Creature950  almost 13 years ago

    What you said is true. However, it takes skill, hard work, and practice if you want it to actually sound good.

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